I am not going to do that again. Never again. What? You may ask and I will tell you Faking a Boyfriend. Whaaaaaaattttttt? You may ask again. And then I will say I didn’t really have a choice. No actually I did. Err its complicated. LOL But trust me on this, fictional boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever! He is even marriage material. Even for a commitment phobic like me. ESPECIALLY for a commitment phobic like me.
I have done this a couple of times. Under certain circumstances, I have had to invent boyfriends in my head and tell very interesting (read: unconvincing+lame) tales. The guy’s name is usually “Ryan” or “Aryan” and he is damn intelligent, witty, state level football/hockey/basketball player, have kickass sense of humour, and is an engineer. Unlike me, the invented boyfriend loves to watch dumb alien invasion movies and read sci-fi fiction. He speaks impeccable English. This made up guy’s first love is always Formula -1 or Football. His favourite football team is Manchester United.And he hates Brett Lee. That is the only sad part about him. But I am okay with that. C’mmon that guy could be jealous which means he could be crazy about me. He loves rock music and plays for a local band. And things didn’t work out between us because he moved to Canada/Australia for higher studies and everyone knows that long distance relationships don’t always work. So he started dating someone else and I am still stuck over him. After all, he is the best guy I ever dated….lol.
The reason for saying it out loud on my blog is that very recently, I was tempted to invent yet another boyfriend. I hate it when people pester me with their “why are you not thinking about marriage?” or “why
are you still single?” talks. And there is no particular reason for having always been slightly commitment phobic or being single at the moment. I just am. Everything doesn’t always have a reason, you know! And when they still don’t believe me, I tell them this made-up story hoping that this would shut them up and stop me from telling them “~insert a rude expletive here~, mind your own business”. I also tell this story when someone I am not interested in asks me out and I am too polite to say no. But then I have decided that no more of making up boyfriends. It’s a very silly thing to do. I am getting old. I turned 22 in May which is ancient by teenage standards. It is high time that I grow up and act my age.
BTW, it has not been easy to invent boyfriend(s) whenever the need arises. It is a very challenging task. I always have to be creative and convincing. And there are chances that you may goof up between the latest invention and the previous ones. But it’s worth mentioning again that the best guy you ever dated is always the one which is made up in your head. Such a guy gives you ample space, he does n’t try to dominate you and is very tolerable. After all, he is created by you.Pity that he moved to New Zealand or whichever fancy country that was:-p
This happens to be the most colourful chapter in the joke book that makes up my love life(or the lack of it). Seriously, I was such a loser. I should have come up with something more convincing. And I am really surprised that people actually bought these ridiculous stories of mine. One look at the description of the guy and you know it that it has to be fictional. Lame. Really.
So I hope everyone had a good read. Go ahead laugh (at me). I am being a good sport :-p
But women are known to fake Orgasm and men are renowned to fake entire (non-fictional) relationships. So faking a boyfriend is no big deal, eh? Atleast Rucha thinks its ok! Thanks Gal.
I have done this a couple of times. Under certain circumstances, I have had to invent boyfriends in my head and tell very interesting (read: unconvincing+lame) tales. The guy’s name is usually “Ryan” or “Aryan” and he is damn intelligent, witty, state level football/hockey/basketball player, have kickass sense of humour, and is an engineer. Unlike me, the invented boyfriend loves to watch dumb alien invasion movies and read sci-fi fiction. He speaks impeccable English. This made up guy’s first love is always Formula -1 or Football. His favourite football team is Manchester United.And he hates Brett Lee. That is the only sad part about him. But I am okay with that. C’mmon that guy could be jealous which means he could be crazy about me. He loves rock music and plays for a local band. And things didn’t work out between us because he moved to Canada/Australia for higher studies and everyone knows that long distance relationships don’t always work. So he started dating someone else and I am still stuck over him. After all, he is the best guy I ever dated….lol.
The reason for saying it out loud on my blog is that very recently, I was tempted to invent yet another boyfriend. I hate it when people pester me with their “why are you not thinking about marriage?” or “why
are you still single?” talks. And there is no particular reason for having always been slightly commitment phobic or being single at the moment. I just am. Everything doesn’t always have a reason, you know! And when they still don’t believe me, I tell them this made-up story hoping that this would shut them up and stop me from telling them “~insert a rude expletive here~, mind your own business”. I also tell this story when someone I am not interested in asks me out and I am too polite to say no. But then I have decided that no more of making up boyfriends. It’s a very silly thing to do. I am getting old. I turned 22 in May which is ancient by teenage standards. It is high time that I grow up and act my age.
BTW, it has not been easy to invent boyfriend(s) whenever the need arises. It is a very challenging task. I always have to be creative and convincing. And there are chances that you may goof up between the latest invention and the previous ones. But it’s worth mentioning again that the best guy you ever dated is always the one which is made up in your head. Such a guy gives you ample space, he does n’t try to dominate you and is very tolerable. After all, he is created by you.Pity that he moved to New Zealand or whichever fancy country that was:-p
This happens to be the most colourful chapter in the joke book that makes up my love life(or the lack of it). Seriously, I was such a loser. I should have come up with something more convincing. And I am really surprised that people actually bought these ridiculous stories of mine. One look at the description of the guy and you know it that it has to be fictional. Lame. Really.
So I hope everyone had a good read. Go ahead laugh (at me). I am being a good sport :-p
But women are known to fake Orgasm and men are renowned to fake entire (non-fictional) relationships. So faking a boyfriend is no big deal, eh? Atleast Rucha thinks its ok! Thanks Gal.
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isleye i call u nautanki :P
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