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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Who is fakin' it?

The best thing about IPL2 is the fake IPL player. I read some of his posts and oh boy! he is hilarious. He has a nick name for almost everyone and I was surprised that he didnt have any for Shiikhar Dhawan and Virat Kohli. And these nicknames have become quite a hit. Here is a look at the infamous nicks.
Vinnie Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan
Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty
Babli - Preity Zinta
BubLee – Brett Lee
Kishen Kanhaiyya - Ravi Shastri
Sandy Baddy Babe - Mandira Bedi
Lord Almighty - Ganguly
Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne
Bevdaa - Jessie Ryder
Calypso King - Chris Gayle
Mr. Batlivala - Vijay Mallya
Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh
Little Monster - Sachin Tendulkar
Pedophile Priest - Gilchrist
Little John - Ishant Sharma
Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar
Appam Chutiya - Sreesanth
Meera Bhai - Harbhajan Singh
Bhooka Naan - John Buchanan
My mother wouldnt be too pleased to hear about the nick he developed for Sreesanth. She is very true to her Mallu roots and though she doesnt like his attitude on the field, she is always rooting for him. I didnt quite enjoy his version of the Bunty aur Bubbly Song. I have had a huge crush on Brett Lee during my teenage years and always dreamt of marrying him one day :P . The joke on joker (Meiyang Chang) is really funny. I feel that Chang should just stick to singing and leave the hosting part to professionals. Every entry is hilarious and will have you in splits. This blog has been far more entertaining than the IPL 2 tournament so far.
It would be interesting to finally find out his real identity. But then I really dont care who the blogger is as long as he keeps us posted about the IPL inside stories ;) For those few who still havent viewed this blog.. here's the link - http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/
Happy reading guys!

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