Who is fakin' it?

The best thing about IPL2 is the fake IPL player. I read some of his posts and oh boy! he is hilarious. He has a nick name for almost everyone and I was surprised that he didnt have any for Shiikhar Dhawan and Virat Kohli. And these nicknames have become quite a hit. Here is a look at the infamous nicks.
Vinnie Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan
Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty
Babli - Preity Zinta
BubLee – Brett Lee
Kishen Kanhaiyya - Ravi Shastri
Sandy Baddy Babe - Mandira Bedi
Lord Almighty - Ganguly
Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne
Bevdaa - Jessie Ryder
Calypso King - Chris Gayle
Mr. Batlivala - Vijay Mallya
Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh
Little Monster - Sachin Tendulkar
Pedophile Priest - Gilchrist
Little John - Ishant Sharma
Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar
Appam Chutiya - Sreesanth
Meera Bhai - Harbhajan Singh
Bhooka Naan - John Buchanan
My mother wouldnt be too pleased to hear about the nick he developed for Sreesanth. She is very true to her Mallu roots and though she doesnt like his attitude on the field, she is always rooting for him. I didnt quite enjoy his version of the Bunty aur Bubbly Song. I have had a huge crush on Brett Lee during my teenage years and always dreamt of marrying him one day :P . The joke on joker (Meiyang Chang) is really funny. I feel that Chang should just stick to singing and leave the hosting part to professionals. Every entry is hilarious and will have you in splits. This blog has been far more entertaining than the IPL 2 tournament so far.
It would be interesting to finally find out his real identity. But then I really dont care who the blogger is as long as he keeps us posted about the IPL inside stories ;) For those few who still havent viewed this blog.. here's the link - http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/
Happy reading guys!

Kahani mein TEAR... err I mean TWIST :P

Its super fun to consider your life as a movie and I have always considered mine to be a chick flick... independent single city girl who is damn intelligent, fun to be with, someone who has a thriving career and she is very happy with her life and blah blah blah [by the way its all fictious LOL].

And then comes the kahani mein tear.. err I mean twist. In my movie, the villain is a "ligament tear" which occured 3 Mumbai marathons ago. The leading lady (aw thats me :-) ) has to quit her job, cancel her plans of moving out on her own, get a surgery done, take complete rest for atleast a month and till then worry about an uncertain future. And to add to the woes, she will have to give her PG exams while going through this trauma :(. The lady is upset and asks God "Bhagwan, why me?". [some what the truth]

Now after putting her through this testing time, Bhagwanji decides to go easy on this lady. He gives her a much much ,much better job which actually offers her some salary rather than just pretending to pay her like what they did in her previous company (Boss if you are reading this - This is just dramebaazi :P). The lady finally gets to move out to a nice little apartment (location: anywhere in between Lokhandwala-malad). She is now totaly recovered and shall have no need to worry about her leg. And when the results are out, she is totally surprised to know that she has cleared all her exams with a first class (yay!!!)
[Wishful thinking... pls God let this be true]

A Semi-Independent City life!!!!

The next two months are gonna be really hectic. My sister n family are visiting us in May to celebrate my 21st birthday and their 5 th wedding anniversary (My sister got married on my 16th bithday!), my PG exams are starting from 26 th of May, and then I'll be moving out by June first week. There are tonnes of things to be done and to add to all these, Iam going through a "I-hate-my-job" phase. Over the past few days, my parents have been asking me to get all the pending and important work done.. like geting my Passport & Voter's card ready, start sorting out the mess and junk which I have passionately been collecting since chidhood (lol) and most important of all - zero in on a house/hostel. The last one shouldnt be difficult as there are many working women's hostels and houses for rent in Mumbai city. The trouble for me would be in deciding what to keep and what to throw. I have emotional attachment to certain things.. actually hell a lot of things. But it would nt be possible to pack them all. And what about my mini library? I have some-hundreds of books and the collection is my "treasure". And also what to do with all my trophies and medals, the greeting cards, gifts.. .oh my God! It is definitely gonna be a testing time trying to decide what to keep and what not to. How the hell am I gonna let go of my old things? And will my parents throw away the things I dont pack with me? I bet they will. My mom is super-excited about finally getting my room cleaned (hehe). Living with parents is fun, secured and convenient but now its time to move out, be more responsible and face the world independently. Dad hates the thought of me living alone here. He would be the happiest if I moved back to Kerala with them. But Iam not ready for that. Its time for me to step outside my safe life, explore the world, make a career, be something and live life exactly the way I want to. It is not gonna be easy to be away from them. Though living on your own sounds very cool there are so many responsibilities when you dont have your parents with you. There will be a dozen things relying on your action. Ahh not to forget the payment of bills. Your diet could go for a toss and how the hell are you gonna balance your work, uni and your personal life. But the worst one is how terribly you are gonna miss living with the people you love the most.